March 2012
February 2012
Wtf lol
*phone rings with a random number*
Me: hello?
: VI
Me: what?
: does your mom have a tattoo?
Me: uh.... Nooooo? Who is this?
: selena...
Me: Selena who?
Selena: THOMAS BITCH, WHO ELSE? ACTING LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW ME AND SHIT! Oh, Donovan said hi.
Me: HI DONOVAN, AND WTF, HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO KNOW IT WAS YOU? CALLING ME AND ASKING ME ABOUT MY MAMA. WHO THE HELL DOES THAT?!
Selena: it's cause Donovan and I saw this old nasty wrinkly lady at the gym with a tattoo while we were in the jacuzzi... She was like those older Vietnamese lady that think they are all hip and she was grinding on this other Vietnamese guy. we sat there and was like 'she reminds me of Vi's mom' and when we turned back, she was giving the dude a hand job....
Me: WTF YOU GUYS HAHA YOU GUYS HAVE NEVER MET MY MOM BITCHES. AND I THINK SHE IS TOO OLD TO BE SLUTTING AROUND, FUCKERS!!
Selena: NO!! WE JUST WANTED TO KNOW IF IT WAS YOUR MOM!
Me: No you bitches!!
*Selena and Donovan starts arguing*: I told you blablahblah
Selena: okay, ima go handle Donovan. Bye!!
- omg, can I just stab them... LOL MOST RANDOM SHIT EVER!!
Peter: I wanna watch Ghost Rider!!
My sister's boyfriend: Oh!! It looks good!!
Peter: Yeah, HE PEES OUT FIRE.
My sister: Hahaha
Peter: I saw it in the commercial and I was like "THAT'S COOL." It got me there. Once I saw that he pees out fire, I was like I gotta watch the movie.
Me: Oh my god *facepalm*
Always strive to be better than who you were...
helloiamcaro asked: Dude, LOL. even if I practiced, I still go out of ORDER >__<; so sad.. do you have hcom 102? or 100 ?
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michelleechu replied to your photo: Me: Wtf is this!!! Peter: Your new phone so now…
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lalalalynnle replied to your photo: Me: Wtf is this!!! Peter: Your new phone so now…
are you excited yet!?!
LOL I WAS MORE SURPRISED THAT HE SPENT SO MUCH MONEY THAN EXCITED LOL I sat there for like 10 minutes going “WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR MONEY. I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU...
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For Valentines day, I pre-ordered the PSP Vita for Peter! Well I pre-ordered it like in January…. I swear to god, I was like “WTH AM I GETTING FOR HIM!!” And then like a couple days later he was looking at the PSP Vita and I was looking at it with him and he was all interested in it, but then he said that he wants it, but maybe later on or something not when it comes out. When I...
