
Me: *Reading something about how this girl’s boyfriend doesn’t call her by her name* My boyfriend doesn’t either.
Peter: What?
Me: Nothing.
Peter: What!?
Me: I was just reading about how this girl’s boyfriend doesn’t call her by her name only baby and all of that other stuff. Then I said “my boyfriend doesn’t either.”
Peter: Oh.
Me: Yeah, WHY DON’T YOU HUH?
Peter: Cause I don’t like getting my girlfriends mixed up. HAHHAH
Me: Oh, you bitch. -_____-